** PrIvAtE pArTy **
EnTeR tHe SeCrEt WoRd 2 gEt In

THE MOTHERLAND!!! its peanut butter jelly time a butterfly (why? why not) this smiley is having a bad day
HeY n WeLcOmE 2...
RiDe InTo 40 WiTh KnIgHt

DoMiNiCaN RePuBLiC!!!
est. 1986 ... 40 in 2026 !!
dialing up the party... <-- plz wait 4 the page to connect (56k)
psst:: the flying things r CATCHABLE. click one. see where it takes u
*** CaLLiNg aLL bEsTiEs!!! ***
lil alex on the phone, inviting u "hey. its alex. ur coming 2 the dominican republic. bring sunscreen"

this call was placed in 1991. it is STILL ringing. answer it. (scroll down + RSVP!!)
(note the ALOHA palm tree shirt. this trip has been in development 4 35 years)
c00l LiNkS

RSVP!!! (DO IT NOW) NEW!

Trip Info (IMPORTANT!!)

JoIn ThE WhAtSaPp!! NEW!

FLiGhT BoArD (share ur rides!) NEW!

LeAvE a NoTe 4 aLeX

ThE ScHeDuLe NEW!

AcTiViTiEs (beach! horses! can-ams!)

SiGn-Up ShEeTs NEW!

ThE ViLLa + CLaiM uR RooM!! NEW!

PLaY KNiGhT iNVaDeRS!! (a GAME!) NEW!

ThE AlEx MuSeUm (baby pics!!) NEW!
~ LeAvE a NoTe 4 aLeX ~
(SOSA moderates this wall now. SOSA is my dog but spiritually she is a bodega cat. leave a nice note or she hits u with the "ay, whaddaya whaddaya." sosa already knows which one of u is gonna write "alex is gay" and sosa says: B MORE ORIGINAL my guy, its been 25 years. sosa has ur IP address AND ur scent. capisce?)
** GOT QUESTIONS?? post them RIGHT HERE!! every question gets ANSWERED + posted on this very website. this is the official help desk. the help desk is a dog **

ur name:



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welcome to my homepage
KITT again
spooky skull 4 no reason
nintendo world
dancing baby


another cake (its a 40th, u need multiple cakes)
uve got mail
the whole world baby

pic of me looking REALLY cool (broken)
ok FINE here r ACTUAL pics of me::
me in 2002
ACTUAL FILM PHOTO, summer ’02. 16 yrs old, 0 responsibilities, same exact smile i will have at the villa bar

me + the lil homie
me + the lil homie at the japanese garden. i thought that jacket was SO cool. (i was right)



ANOTHER cake?? yes.
 ~*~ wElCoMe WeArY iNtErNeT tRaVeLeR 2 the OFFICIAL webpage of ALEX'S 40th BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA in the DOMINICAN REPUBLIC!!! ~*~
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until WE ALL GO 2 THE DoMiNiCaN RePuBliC !!! (nov 19, 2026)
~~~KITT scanner~~~

UNDER CONSTRUCTION *** OFFICIAL TRIP INFO *** UNDER CONSTRUCTION
KITT scanning 4 details

WHEN:: november 19 - 23, 2026 (thats a THURSDAY to a MONDAY. yes take the friday off. tell ur boss SOSA said so. if ur boss says no, sosa says fuggedaboutit, call in "sick", sosa will write u a note. sosa is a dog, her notes hold up in court)

WHERE:: the DOMINICAN REPUBLIC!!! SOSA HAS ANNOUNCED IT: we r staying at VILLA TALA, a villa on a hill w/ an INFINITY POOL.

NEW! *** ThE ViLLa *** NEW!
this is not a hotel. this is a COMPOUND. sosa picked it herself (she has excellent taste 4 a dog)

VILLA TALA. on the hill. thats the one
^^ thats it. on the hill. u SEE it?? click it!! ^^

>>> ENTER VILLA TALA <<<
PICS!! VIDEO!! THE GRAND TOUR!! CLAIM UR ROOM!!

11 ROOMS. ALL KING BEDS. rooms go FIRST COME FIRST SERVED!! claim ur bed B4 someone else does!!

FLIGHTS:: NEW! u got 2 airport options:: POP (puerto plata) = closest but probably PRICEY $$$. or STI (SANTIAGO) = maybe 30 min further in the car but like HALF THE PRICE. sosa’s financial advice (she is not a licensed advisor, she is a dog): santiago, and spend the difference on treats. EITHER WAY:: BOOK AT LEAST 2 MONTHS BEFORE!! (that means by SEPT 19. dont wait. prices only go UP. this is the one thing on this website that is serious)

WHAT 2 BRING:: sunscreen, ur coolest sunglasses, a tolerance 4 me saying "one man can make a difference" all weekend

DRESS CODE:: hasselhoff casual THE HOFF

MORE DETAILS COMING SOON!!! this section is UNDER CONSTRUCTION (like literaly everything else on this page) (last updated: JuLy 17, 2026 !!)

*** ThE ScHeDuLe ***
(+ AcTiViTiEs. subject 2 change. the vibes will decide)
THU nov 19 :: ARRIVAL DAY
land, get 2 the villa, settle in, first dinner + first sunset at the outdoor bar. take it easy. u will need ur strength

FRI nov 20 :: JUNGLE BOOGIE DAY NEW!
optional quick workout 4 the warriors, bfast 9-10:30, then 11:00 AM - 6:00 PM:: the JUNGLE BOOGIE EXCURSION buggies thru the jungle. mud is likely. mud is ENCOURAGED. (sosa calls the can-ams "the cannolis". nobody has corrected her. nobody WILL)
then shower FAST because 8:00 PM - LATE:: dinner + PARTY on the beach in CABARETE. and get this:: WE get the decks at the bar (most likely DRIFTERS). ur boy is DJing on cabarete beach. this is not a drill

SAT nov 21 :: POOL DAY → THE BIG NIGHT <<< THE MAIN EVENT
daytime:: BEACH CLUB HANG DAY + lunch on the sand + GROUP ACTIVITIES (TBD. sosa is designing them. expect the unexpected. possibly a scavenger hunt. possibly worse)
7-10 PM:: the DINNER:: dress code is FESTIVE FORMAL (pack something nice but FUN. sosa will be wearing a bowtie. sequins welcome)
10 PM → SUNRISE:: THE PARTY. official DJ lineup:: MIKE TUMMOLO · TARA BROOKS · NEEKS (+ the birthday boy might touch the decks. LAZER BEAMS confirmed). pace urself accordingly (or dont, ur an adult, its my birthday)

SUN nov 22 :: RECOVERY (luxury edition)
CATAMARAN... with MASSAGES. yes u read that right. massages. on a boat. we earned them (see: saturday)

MON nov 23 :: goodbyes :(
SOSA does not say goodbye. SOSA says "aight get home safe, text when u land, take a lil somethin for the road" (translation: see u at the 50th)

*** SiGn-Up ShEeTs ***
put ur NAME on the list. headcounts = bookings = nobody gets left behind. couples:: sign BOTH names (one at a time)
🪂 BUGGY MUD EXCURSION
FRIDAY 11 AM - 6 PM. buggies. jungle. mud is ENCOURAGED.

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 		🌊 ATV SQUAD
same FRIDAY excursion but u want an ATV instead of a buggy. pick ur fighter.

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🍽 FRIDAY DINNER AT DRIFTERS
8 PM, cabarete beach. dinner ONLY list (the party after needs no reservation, just stamina).

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 		🥂 SATURDAY FORMAL DINNER
7-10 PM at the villa, festive formal. if ur from OUT OF TOWN we r ASSUMING ur coming — sign anyway so the kitchen count is REAL. locals:: definitely sign.

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typo'd ur name? just add the right one and text the birthday boy. sosa audits these lists nightly

*** R.S.V.P. *** DO IT NOW!!
this is a PUBLIC FORUM (like everything else in my life apparently). put ur name + whoever ur bringing (couples can just write "Reuben & Masha") and a lil note if u want!!
who r u (+ur crew)::

ur email::
(PRIVATE!! never shown on the wall. 4 ur confirmation + updates about THE TRIP only. sosa guards it w her life)

lil note (optional)::

   

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MAYBE (0)
CANT GO (0)
eNjOy Ur StAy
THE TIME MACHINE
^^^ this is a TIME MACHINE built out of a DeLorean. when this baby hits 88mph, u’re gonna see some serious stuff. we r driving it BACK 2 my 20s. 4 one weekend only
(the site is still named after KNIGHT rider bc my name is literally KNIGHT. but in my heart? doc brown)

the city at night (where KITT drives)
Click Here For The Ride of Your Life!

DeAr InTeRnEt PeRsOn,

hi its me alex. WOW u actually found my page!!! as u may know i am turning 40 (forty) (4-0) which is INSANE because i still feel like i am 23 and listening to my discman. (my knees however are 67 and have filed a formal complaint. we r handling it internally)

SO to celebrate we are all going to the DOMINICAN REPUBLIC like BACK 2 THE FUTURE except the time machine is a villa and we are going BACK 2 being 25... 4 one weekend. ROADS? where we’re going, we don’t need roads. (we do actually. the villa is on a hill. we very much need roads)

scroll down 4 the IMPORTANT INFO. also sign my guestbook or SOSA (my dog) will take it personal. and sosa doesnt get mad... she gets disapointed. like ur bubbe when u dont eat. u have never seen a dog this disapointed.

ps. this page looks best in Netscape Navigator 4.0 at 800x600 resolution. if ur on a "smart phone" i cannot help u, it is the 90s here forever
~~~KITT scanner~~~

NEW! *** ThE WhAtSaPp GrOuP *** NEW!
r u SERIOUS about coming?? then get in the group chat.
point ur phone camera at the magic square below (this is REAL technology, we live in the future)::

scan me!!
already ON ur phone?? just TAP THE SQUARE (or this text). the future is now

scan → join → start arguing about rooms
(sosa is in the group. she does not text back. she is watching tho)

NEW! *** ArRiVaLs + DePaRtUrEs *** NEW!
CONFIRMED?? (u better b) enter ur flight so we can COORDINATE. same airport + similar landing time = SHARE THE RIDE 2 the villa!! same goes 4 the way home (sadly we must also leave)!! sosa is the air traffic controller now. she has no license. she has a vest
(psst: this page is PUBLIC on the world wide web — in the contact box share only what ur comfy with. a whatsapp or instagram works great. maybe not ur whole phone number)

name(s):: airport:: lands (date + time)::

departs (date + time):: flight # (optional):: contact (optional, its public!!)::

contacting the tower...
(grouped by airport, sorted by landing time. find ur ride buddies. wrong info? post a note, sosa will fix it)


>> PRESS PLAY 2 HEAR KITT's THEME SONG!!! <<
(in the 90s this wouldve started AUTOMATICALLY and u couldnt stop it. ur welcome)

or download the .mid 4 ur own webpage (its the LAW of the old internet)

~~~KITT scanner~~~
>> SEE WHAT VISITOR NUMBER U ARE!! (the official counter page) << NEW!
(its a whole page now. the counter earned it)

email the WeBmAsTeR:: alexknightprojects@gmail.com MAIL!

*** ThE AlEx ReTrOsPeCtIvE ***
40 years in the making. a museum-quality exhibit. no flash photography
LIFT OFF!! flight training 4 the DR trip started EXTREMELY early
me + mom bein artsy in black & white. instagram wishes
the family portrait. i am one of these babies. the COOL one
beach day w/ mom. as u can see i have ALWAYS been a beach guy. see u in november
booked my first photoshoot at age 2. look at the PROPS. the RANGE
that sweater. 1990s knitwear at its ABSOLUTE peak. they dont make them like this anymore
climbing trees over questionable water. safety third, style first
THE FASHION. the bowl cut. the giant tee. i was the moment and the moment was me
the waterfall spot. somewhere in this pic i am being very brave
dressed & ready 4 the dominican republic. this trip has been in the works a LONG time
(sosa reviewed this exhibit. her verdict: "this man has ALWAYS been like this")

doomguy is here 2 *** KNiGhT iNVaDeRS *** doomguy again
NEW! AN ACTUAL PLAYABLE GAME!! NEW!
sosa’s arcade corner!! aliens r invading the dominican republic 5 months early. only a TIME-TRAVELING SPORTS CAR can stop them (it also has a lil knight rider scanner bc this is a crossover episode). arrows (or A/D) 2 drive, SPACE 2 shoot. phone people: use the big buttons



~ HiGh ScOrEs ~
(real scores from real internet people. sosa audits 4 cheaters)
dialing up the leaderboard...

YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
^ what happens 2 people who dont RSVP

~ the REST of sosa's arcade ~
(these machines r OUT OF ORDER 4ever. they r gifs. stop pressing them)

samus runnin   secret of mana   do a barrel roll

~ ThE KnIgHt RiDeR 40th BiRtHdAy WeBrInG ~
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under construction 4ever THIS PAGE IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!
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